Soda Taste Test

I’ve been curious about this holiday pack from the niche soda company Jones. Here are my impressions of this holiday meal in a bottle.

Entrée
Turkey and Gravy- Yep, like drinking cold, carbonated gravy with definate gobbler undertones.

Side
Brussel Sprouts- Tastes more like greenery, if there is such a thing, and then like brussel sprouts. Leaves a pronounced sweetner taste.
Wild Herb Stuffing- Herb flavor with a eucalyptus effect.
Cranberry- Now this is a soda! Sharp berry taste.

Dessert
Pumpkin Pie- It was bothering the heck out of me, this tastes like something familiar smells but I can’t place it. But it is not pumpkin.